My love for the water started when I was a boy. My father
bought a 1989 22’ Sea Ray, in the spring of 1989. My family took it out on the
lake every summer, and we loved it. I think as a child I just took it for
granted. I didn’t realize the work that was put in to afford such a nice toy. I
didn’t realize the expense of owning and operating a boat either. For me, and I
suspect my siblings, it was sheer fun.
Even now, at family reunions, as legendary stories are
recalled aloud, stories of our boating days are brought up. Some stories bring
uncontrollable laughter while others make my mother tense up in her seat.
For my dad, my youngest brother, and I, backing the boat
down the launch ramp and into the water was a lot of fun. This process is often
referred to as “putting in” or “launching”. So the task is multi-faceted. You
have to put the boat in the water, dock the boat and have the family come
aboard, park the van and trailer, and finally the driver (who was also the
Captain) would have to make it back to the dock and board the boat. But with my
family, things were seldom so smooth.
Many times the launch ramp was so busy, we would have to
actually wait in line before we could back our boat in. Then we were under
pressure to launch the boat quickly and move the trailer out of the way so the
next person could launch. – I seriously doubt most people were as courteous and
aware of others as my father was.
A favorite memory that has now been made legendary was
actually not even about us. Our friends who owned a boat and went out with us a
lot, forgot a critical boating element, and nearly sank their newly purchased
boat. In case you don’t know, every boat has a removable plug that when the
boat is taken out of the water, can be removed to let any onboard water come
out. Well at some point they must have forgot to replace this plug.
My friend, who was in the boat prepared to maneuver it back to the dock, suddenly started yelling out to his dad who just launched him into the water. He was frantically telling his dad that there was a lot of water coming into the boat, while onlookers on shore started screaming that the boat was sinking. So, my dad started running down the ramp, then down the dock, and dove into the water, all while instructing the “captain” to cut the power. My dad swam over to the back of the boat, which was now sinking even faster due to the extra water weight, and plugged the villainous hole with his finger!
My friend, who was in the boat prepared to maneuver it back to the dock, suddenly started yelling out to his dad who just launched him into the water. He was frantically telling his dad that there was a lot of water coming into the boat, while onlookers on shore started screaming that the boat was sinking. So, my dad started running down the ramp, then down the dock, and dove into the water, all while instructing the “captain” to cut the power. My dad swam over to the back of the boat, which was now sinking even faster due to the extra water weight, and plugged the villainous hole with his finger!
Yeah, my old man is a bad ass.
At this point they navigated the boat back to the trailer
where they pulled it out of the water, drained the onboard lake water, and then
properly plugged the whole. No lives were ever in danger, but a brand new
$25,000 boat would have been at the bottom of the lake. Luckily no boats sank
that day, just maybe a few egos.


Love the boat story. My favorite of our boat stories:
ReplyDeleteMy family, my (then) boyfriend, and my brother's girlfriend all went out on the lake. As we were pulling back into the dock and waiting on the captain to drive the truck down the ramp [driver=captian...is it always true? :)], we saw a man with a broken leg trying to get his john boat into the lake and going...he fell face first into the water. I am fairly certain that we helped before we laughed...but we definitely laughed...red faced, silent mode, uncontrollable laughter as we relayed the story to my mom...it's probably one of those "had to be there" stories, but I still crack up.